Total Medals Earned: 854 (From 157 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,550 Points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Listen to the entire story
Die ten times
Skip the story midway
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/12 (200/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/240 points)
Beat the 5th wave
Beat the 15th wave
Beat the 30th wave
Die on wave 50
Unlock all in-game achievements
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
Look at the credits
Get peak horniness
Pace yourself well enough to get a score of 10,000 or greater.
See your name in the Hall Of Shame
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/500 points)
Get 20 headshots
Kill 20 gangsters with the knife
Kill 8 gangsters in mid air
Finish the game with full health
Blow 20 gangsters in to pieces
Kill 3 gangsters just after a wall jump
Medals Earned: 5/11 (40/375 points)
run 50m length
transform to harry potter
transform to Jacob the werewolf
transform to Jaws
run 250m length
run 500m length
run 1km length
perform 30x book streaks
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/270 points)
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Get a score of 10.000
Get a score of 5.000
Critically hit the Knight
Get a double kill
Complete all the trials
be l33t and score over 50k
Get a triple kill, pretty hard.
Kill 10 knights in one run
Medals Earned: 11/19 (125/350 points)
Goat serial exterminator
Unlock the Shield Barrier power
Unlock the dragonform power
Reach the Mountain Pass
Reach Evila
Unlock the bat power
Unlock the Hoof Crush power
Unlock the Play Tips power
Get a triple kill
Kill a Winged Knight
get a 50x combo
Medals Earned: 2/24 (10/500 points)
Achieve a multiplier of 10 in survival.
Achieve a multiplier of 20 in survival.
Complete 40 consecutive battles in survival.
Complete 20 consecutive battles in survival.
Complete 10 consecutive battles in survival.
Complete 30 consecutive battles in survival.
Complete 50 consecutive battles in survival.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
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Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!